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You know, sometimes somebody I haven't talked to in a really long time will call me and I'll be really happy to hear from them and I'll be like hey man what's up what's new with you and all that stuff tryna catch up and the first thing they do is ask me if I know where to get any weed and I'm like maaaaaaan...
I don't have time for this shit
You know sometimes I'll be at the bar and some guy from the other side of the bar will be looking at me from the other side of the room like he's Andre the Giant and I'm like fucking Hulk Hogan or some shit. Man I'm just looking at this guy and I'm like maaaaaan...
I don't have time for this shit
I don't have time for this
You know, sometimes you may find yourself perched on top of a summit with the throngs of the entire world at your feet, ready to listen to your every word. And you may find yourself looking at the time and saying to yourself "Ah, my TV show is on. Man..."
I don't have time for this shit
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Pencil Song
03:20
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I want some ice cream
I want some pie
I want to stick my finger into my eye
so I'll have a reason to go to the ER
I hope on the way there I don't crash my car
Cuz I'll be driving with one eye
Pumping gas with one dollar
I can drink a gallon of orange juice
with one swaller
If there's a problem
I'll just call my crew
and they will kick the shit out of you
I went for a walk, yeah
I went to the lake
I saw a duck there
and I named him Jake
I walked over to him
I picked the duck up
You're being too loud
Can you please
shut the window because it's drafty in here?
Thank you!
My pencil is sharp
Marry Sheets is my friend
Randy Seals is my friend too
also David's my friend
These pink unicorns
want to be my friend
Too bad I'm never taking LSD again
I'm driving with one eye
pumping gas with one dollar
I can drink a bottle of super glue
with one swaller
I was a prostitute
way back when
but I'm never smoking crystal meth again
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Moloch
02:16
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I was walking down the street and I saw a little bird
Said tweet tweet
I was walking down the street and I saw a little bird
He said tweet tweet
I was walking down the street and I saw a little owl
and, wait a minute...
Fuck you owl
I know who you work for
I've been watching you
I know all about your sick, twisted plot
You'll never take me
You'll never take me alive
Worship the statue
The mighty owl statue
Your infomercials are putting me to sleep
Ow
I was walking down the street and I saw a garbage truck
It said beep beep
I was walking down the street and I saw a little Jeep
It said beep beep
I was walking down the street and I saw a dementia patient
He also said beep beep
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Turns To Dust
02:40
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Everything you touch
turns to dust
Everything you love
burns and rusts
There's no long haul involved in this story
This is a double-cross
It ain't no path to glory
When you put yourself in a place
where you lose control
you'd better be ready to commit
It's like a girl you love enough to wed
and the sex blows your mind
out the back of your head
but at the end of the day
she'll never ever settle down
You'll always be chasing that first high
And now you understand
why
Everything you touch
turns to dust
Everything you love
burns and rusts
It burns and rusts
Oooooh
Arrrrgh
Everything you touch
turns to dust
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Woe is Me
03:35
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I'm so fucking sad
I'm gonna tell you about it
I broke my mirror today
There's glass all over the floor
After all, without a reflective surface
who would I think about
when I touch myself?
I'm so sad
Today I waved at a stranger
and they didn't even bother to wave back
I'm so sad that you don't even remember my name
After all, we met drunk at a bar one time
One time
Gimme one time
I'm so sad that you don't follow
my instagram page
Woe is me
Woe is me
Indeed
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