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This track was recorded at On Pop Of The World Studios in Greensboro, NC during the Winter of 2014 and the Spring of 2015. Much love to everyone involved. It was a very fun record to make.


I want some ice cream
I want some pie
I want to stick my finger into my eye
so I'll have a reason to go to the ER
I hope on the way there I don't crash my car

Cuz I'll be driving with one eye
Pumping gas with one dollar
I can drink a gallon of orange juice
with one swaller
If there's a problem
I'll just call my crew
and they will kick the shit out of you

I went for a walk, yeah
I went to the lake
I saw a duck there
and I named him Jake
I walked over to him
I picked the duck up
You're being too loud
Can you please
shut the window because it's drafty in here?
Thank you!

My pencil is sharp
Marry Sheets is my friend
Randy Seals is my friend too
also David's my friend
These pink unicorns
want to be my friend
Too bad I'm never taking LSD again

I'm driving with one eye
pumping gas with one dollar
I can drink a bottle of super glue
with one swaller
I was a prostitute
way back when
but I'm never smoking crystal meth again


from Whatever Dude, released October 5, 2015
TB - Vox, Acoustic Guitar, Moog, Bells,
Randy Seals - Droombz
James Marshall Owen - Electric Guitar



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